Difference between revisions of "Принцесса Атех"
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''Uri, Carla, Alexander, Najwa'' | ''Uri, Carla, Alexander, Najwa'' | ||
| − | ''Following 13 years of Labour rule, the | + | ''Following 13 years of Labour rule, the Conservatives are about to take back [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Parliament_of_the_United_Kingdom Westminster]. |
| − | ''Plans to continue privatization initiated under Margaret Thatcher have been | + | ''Plans to continue privatization initiated under Margaret Thatcher have been announced by the Conservatives during the campaign. |
| − | ''Postal votes | + | ''Postal votes applications are flowing through the mail system. |
====WOMEN'S W.C. LONDON CENTRAL MAIL CENTER==== | ====WOMEN'S W.C. LONDON CENTRAL MAIL CENTER==== | ||
A dyed blond Royal Mail employee is taking a break at the headquarters's restroom. She cracks the window open, lights up a cigarette and talks to a pair of feet peeping out under a closed door. | A dyed blond Royal Mail employee is taking a break at the headquarters's restroom. She cracks the window open, lights up a cigarette and talks to a pair of feet peeping out under a closed door. | ||
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| + | -Bloody windows can't even open properly. | ||
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| + | -You are playing with fire my dear. | ||
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| + | -Who cares, next months we're out anyways... | ||
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| + | The pair of feet turn around and the sound of flushing covers the end of the sentence. The blond lady continues as the noses fades out. | ||
-So, who are they sending to Israel for the last letter? | -So, who are they sending to Israel for the last letter? | ||
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-Well, it should have been Gurav but I guess because of his faith... his apparent faith I should say as I don't really know if he's Muslim, they've decided to send Elliott. | -Well, it should have been Gurav but I guess because of his faith... his apparent faith I should say as I don't really know if he's Muslim, they've decided to send Elliott. | ||
| − | -Seriously, Elliott... | + | -Seriously, Elliott... He's a poof. |
Coming out of the booth, the other employee heads for the sink. | Coming out of the booth, the other employee heads for the sink. | ||
| − | -Well I guess they prefer sending a poof than a Paki. Anyways, who knows if he's gay, she says looking at herself in the mirror... You're just saying this because he's never responded to your overtures. | + | -Well I guess they prefer sending a poof than a Paki as you would say. Anyways, who knows if he's gay, she says looking at herself in the mirror... You're just saying this because he's never responded to your overtures. |
| − | -You can't blame a skirt for trying, but I'm sure he is, answers the blond as she exhales through the open window... Who wears a buttonhole! | + | -You can't blame a skirt for trying, but I'm sure he is, answers the blond as she exhales through the half open window... Who wears a buttonhole! |
Revision as of 19:54, 19 May 2015
OUTLINE
Uri, Carla, Alexander, Najwa
Following 13 years of Labour rule, the Conservatives are about to take back Westminster.
Plans to continue privatization initiated under Margaret Thatcher have been announced by the Conservatives during the campaign.
Postal votes applications are flowing through the mail system.
WOMEN'S W.C. LONDON CENTRAL MAIL CENTER
A dyed blond Royal Mail employee is taking a break at the headquarters's restroom. She cracks the window open, lights up a cigarette and talks to a pair of feet peeping out under a closed door.
-Bloody windows can't even open properly.
-You are playing with fire my dear.
-Who cares, next months we're out anyways...
The pair of feet turn around and the sound of flushing covers the end of the sentence. The blond lady continues as the noses fades out.
-So, who are they sending to Israel for the last letter?
-Well, it should have been Gurav but I guess because of his faith... his apparent faith I should say as I don't really know if he's Muslim, they've decided to send Elliott.
-Seriously, Elliott... He's a poof.
Coming out of the booth, the other employee heads for the sink.
-Well I guess they prefer sending a poof than a Paki as you would say. Anyways, who knows if he's gay, she says looking at herself in the mirror... You're just saying this because he's never responded to your overtures.
-You can't blame a skirt for trying, but I'm sure he is, answers the blond as she exhales through the half open window... Who wears a buttonhole!