Принцесса Атех
OUTLINE
Uri, Carla, Alexander, Najwa
Following 13 years of Labour rule, the conservatives are back at Westminster.
Plans to continue privatization initiated under Margaret Thatcher have been pub
Postal votes flocked through the system.
WOMEN'S W.C. LONDON CENTRAL MAIL CENTER
A dyed blond Royal Mail employee is taking a break at the headquarters's restroom. She cracks the window open, lights up a cigarette and talks to a pair of feet peeping out under a closed door.
-So, who are they sending to Israel for the last letter?
-Well, it should have been Gurav but I guess because of his faith... his apparent faith I should say as I don't really know if he's Muslim, they've decided to send Elliott.
-Seriously, Elliott... But he's gay.
Coming out of the booth, the other employee heads for the sink.
-Well I guess they prefer sending a poof than a Paki. Anyways, who knows if he's gay, she says looking at herself in the mirror... You're just saying this because he's never responded to your overtures.
-You can't blame a skirt for trying, but I'm sure he is, answers the blond as she exhales through the open window... Who wears a buttonhole!